The rich guy in this story is a trillionaire named Billionaire Goldcock and his sexual conquest is Innocent Peece. Hence the title, I Came in Peece. Oh, I am so clever. (cough.)
I'd like to think this tale is entertaining and funny, but since I haven't read it, I wouldn't know. If it is, please leave a comment and tell me. I will post the next chapter when I feel like enough people have clicked on this one.
I Came in Peece, Part One:
The Chapter Called No, He's Not a Vampire. Because That Would Just Be Crazy If He Was Since That's Pretty Much a Cliché By Now.
Billionaire Goldcock jingled the keys to his look-at-my-penis red Lamborghini-Testarossa, a car made especially for him by the one-time collaboration between two exquisite automobile manufacturers.